Tuesday, June 7, 2011

funk-ity funk

I'm smack dab all out in a funk. Not just about blogging, about EVERYTHING. Housework, cooking dinner-lunch-breakfast, laundry, phone calls, housework, being nice, money, bills. And also, housework.


My crabbiness might be caused by my extreme lack of sleep. Not by my baby, but by my own self. I've been dreaming terrible horrible no good very bad dreams which make me wake up and nearly hyperventalate from fright. I won't bore you with the details, since I have inherritated my Mom's aversion to listening to other peoples dreams, but I will tell you that one of my dreams involved me running my car off the side of a bridge. And for the rest of the night - and all the next day I tried to figure out how I would save myself and what I would do if Daisy were in the car and why would I have left my purse in the back seat and do cell phones work under water.........


Today the girls and I were watching Yard Crashers (they never do what I would want them to do) when a Fathers Day comercial came on. It showed a Dad getting a sliver out of his little girl's foot and he said "this is why we wear shoes" I looked at Ru and said "YEAH Ruby, except for it's the Mom who gets all the slivers out" and she says, without missing a sassy beat "yeah, except for when you're SLEEPING". That KID.


Also, Daisy started to crawl--- at 5! months. Then after that, she learned to sit up.
Then she got 2 teeth, after that, she started pulling herself up to standing! And if that wasn't enough I found another tooth yesterday. It's been rough around these parts.



Maddy just wants to be a grown up, and thinks we need to go to (the clothing store) Forever 21. I tried to tell her that store was for older ladies who would like to be younger, not for eleven year olds who want to be older. Also, she is a reader pants. She reads stuff that I never would cause I wouldn't be able to follow the story.....don't tell her that. She thinks I can, and KNOW everything.



The end ...for now. I might blog about "6 months of Daisy" before she turns 7 months (but thats in 4 days) so maybe not.

Blogger won't spell check so I hope you've all had a good laugh.

Peace out

4 comments:

Jessica said...

First of all, I am terribly sorry about your funkityness. I hate that.

Second of all, when I pulled up your blog, Roxie looked at your picture and said, "Who is that? I can't remember." She was serious. So, when you feel up to it, we need to party.

Third of all, that Daisy needs a talkin'-to. Pulling herself up? That's just rude.

And finally, I was plagued by bad dreams most of my life. I am so sorry. That is rough stuff.

Please let me know if there is anything I can do to help in any way. And I am dead serious.

Thank you for reading my eternally long comment. Have a nice day.

Shan said...

You are just plain pitiful. And I'm not just sayin'.

Emily said...

I love you. That is all that you need :) Sorry for the funktasticness. That sucks. Big time.

Lynne's Somewhat Invented Life said...

You must be over your funkiness because you've provided two excellent meals for us lately. But then again, you haven't blogged since my birthday so maybe the funks surfaces after we are no longer there. Surely it surfaced when we didn't even help one bit with dishes. But, really, your kids are all clean and healthy and happy as opposed to some of my delightful ones. Gah.