We were walking down the isle when I noticed the most unfair sight in all the land. It hurt my very heart.
It was a super model lady with her angel child. Both dressed to the nines. ( I don't know where that saying actually came from or what it actually means but I think it means "fancy") Anyway, this lady had flawless hair and make-up, sparkly jewelry, designer jeans etc. etc. - you get the picture - except for you don't get the picture because I didn't dare take one.... My Mom would have taken one. She's brave.
Well, in her cart she had boxes and bags and cases of:
Cupcakes, Twinkies, Ho Ho's, regular (not diet) soda, donuts, bags of cookies and candy! And not just a little bit, her cart was F-U-L-L. And that was all it was full of. Not a veggie or a fruit, a granola bar, or even a fiber supplement.
As we passed by her, Max says "did you see that lady's cart?"
My only joy was that she was headed to the Pharmacy. Maybe she has heartburn.
Here's hoping.
