Who said that as soon as summer break started, Roo was to wake up at 6 am EVERY morning? Huh? Who said that?
Whoever did should be shot in the kneecaps.
Who said that I could have a 4th grader? Whoever said that should be whipped.
Who said I could be 35? 35 is OLD. At least I thought that when I was about 10 and my mom and all my friend's moms were 35.
Whoever said THAT is in serious trouble.
Who said my husband could be a morning person? (his mom probably did, but I'm not mad at her.) And be all happy and bright eyed and obnoxious? (his mom is not obnoxious)
Whoever said that should be moving far far away.
Whoever says that I'm grumpy, should not say it out loud.
(If they know what's good for them.)
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Wow. If you don't mind, I'll be keeping my distance, Grumpster!
Just kidding.
You are not old. You are young and vibrant and lovely. You have a fourth grader, but that is only because she is a smarty pants. If she were stupid, they would keep holding her back. I have nothing to say about 6:00 am. That is no fun, but it might be hereditary. And as for the morning person husband, just remember that some people have husbands who would never get out of bed if they didn't have to. And they just lay there while the whole house falls apart around them and think "it's OK, my wife will take care of everything while I sleep some more..." And maybe it has been a sore spot in their marriage for 12 years. Hypothetically, of course.
I don't know who said all of those things, but if I know what's good for me I'll not agree. I know what's good for me. Plus, also, I'm eating again. Is it time for lunch?
Well, if anyone DARED say you were grumpy they should remember your motto: I don't get mad. I get even.
I love morning people. They can feed the 6:00 a.m. risers while you have a little alone-in-the-bed-without-someone-who-may-or-may-not-snore. It's a good system. You should be grateful. And you should snooze. And you should come to Utah and cut my hair. But I understand if you can't. Outer Mongolia being on the other end of the world like that.
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